Happy twenty-ten!

No, don't you dare say "two thousand and ten" its getting much to long "twenty ten" sounds much cooler. I have waited for a long time to be able to say "twenty ten" on a regular basis and I may just punch you if you say the thousand-crap. When it was 2005 we couldn't say "twenty-oh-five" although now that i think about it, it could have been cool... although we got used to saying a "thousand" in 2000. Saving "twenty-oh-oh" would have been very strange indeed... But we need to start soon and just get rid of saying the thousand. Like ripping off a particularly smelly band-aid we need to just ween ourselves of the "thousand". Besides the future generations will thank us. No one wants to say "two thousand three hundred and sixty-five", and knowing how slow this generation is at stuff we need to just say "twenty-ten" before we get stuck saying thousand again. Imagine how much time we will be able to save now with just two syllables instead of five? Even more time to spend on the couch watching TV.... actually the time may be better used just talking.... that's a little more productive. Of course, I'm one to talk I'm wasting my time writing a pointless blog.