![]() | 1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) Meow occasionally. 6) Stare At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) Say -DING at each floor. 8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) Try make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) Swat at flies that don't exist. 22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it |
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Ride The Starz began as my random-mutterings about horses, but has gradually evolved into reviews, rants, my love Alphy and general awesome geekyness :)
Sunday, April 26, 2009
OMG so funny- Things to do in an elevator when your bored
Saturday, April 18, 2009
Sunday, February 1, 2009
Obama product placement

I am a HUGE Obama supporter, trust me. But today when i went to the White House front page I saw something that disturbed me. Barack Obama watching himself on TV. But not any TV a sony TV. a VERY obviously sony TV. wow. and on the front page of our government's website. is it just me or is that rlly... sad? product placement to the EXTREME.
c it on the front page http://www.whitehouse.gov/
Friday, December 19, 2008
Thursday, December 4, 2008
Lost the game
I just lost the game. and so did you.
Ha ha. and you don't eben know what it is yet!
Its simple there are only three rules
1.Everyone is playing the game
2. You lose the game when you are thinking about it, you win when you aren't thinking about it.
3. You have to declare out loud that you lost it.
www.losethegame.com
Ha ha. and you don't eben know what it is yet!
Its simple there are only three rules
1.Everyone is playing the game
2. You lose the game when you are thinking about it, you win when you aren't thinking about it.
3. You have to declare out loud that you lost it.
www.losethegame.com
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
we have no HW over break!!! my mom got me a tofurkey for thanksgiving!! =) so this time while everyone else is eating turkey i will have my tofu one =) and not have to only be abole to eat mashed potatoes again lol.
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