Wolfram Alpha to save the world!

To the list of a-mazing things Alpha can do, now add "Save the world" alright maybe a bit of an exaggeration but possibly human lives "16,005 people were killed in the United States in alcohol-related motor vehicle traffic crashes (BAC of .01 or higher)." well maybe that number will go down because of Alpha.
If you ask Alpha "Am I too drunk to drive?" It lets you calculate by how many drinks you've had, your gender, your weight,etc. Maybe this will stop people from drinking and driving all though, if youre that drunk will you really be sober enough to search it on Alpha? And then not drive? I doubt it but it is a noble try and maybe will save a life or too.

Alpha: Homework Killer

(as you may have noticed I'm pretty into the Wolfram Alpha thing lol)

I've seen all these things saying Alpha is horrible and not as good as google but hasn't anyone realized? Alpha has great potential as a homework killer. For everyone who couldn't buy Mathematica before, now you can get a simpler version for free on the web! I have already learnt so much for example: Did you know a "happy" was a fish? I searched "happy" thinking I would get the word and I got the fish! You learn something everyday....

You can use it for:

• Math (for obvious reeasons and it does algebra!!)
• English (Just type in the word for grammar etc)
• Biology (Type in the animal name and get ALL the scientific stuff, I could never have gotten all that information on google and its a lot more reliable than Wikipedia)
• History (Just type in a date and get everything that happened then)
• Stocks (Not really a class but if your interested in the stock market its very useful. Some of the data is a little old so you have to check but Alpha has just started it will soon be up-to-date)
• Music (You can search composers, or type in a key name)
• Like everything!!
  

Meet Alphy

Meet Alphy(Wolfram Alpha) The AI:

• Ask "where am I?" tells you where you live. Kind of scary when you think about it...
  
• Ask "How old are you?" Tells you how many days it has been running
• Ask "How are you?" and talk to Alphy.
• Ask "Who made you? tells you "I was created by Stephen Wolfram and his team."
• Ask "What do you like?" tells you "I like to explore the computational universe."
  
• Ask "What is your name?" tells you
• Ask "Where are you?" tells you it lives on the internet.
  
• Say "Hello" tells you "hello, human"
• Ask "Can you eat?" tells you "No I can't"
• Ask "What do you hate?" replys: "I don't like to be treated as if I were just a search engine."
• Ask "What are you?" tells you he is a computational knowledge engine
• Ask "Are you in Love?" he tells you "Yes. I love the Internet."

Wolfram Alpha

I have read all these things comparing Google to Alpha.
On a forum website I saw someone who "tested" both Google and Alpha by searching on both of them a song on YouTube. Google "won" because it came up with the correct link to the song while Alpha said "Wolfram|Alpha isn't sure what to do with your input." But that is an INSANE "test" because Alpha isn't a search-engine. Its no trying to be a search-engine, its not trying to compete with google, because they are completely different. Alpha gives you information, it can do lots of hard math, tell you the scientific name, taximony and more on animals, etc. It does NOT search websites, it searches it's database which is getting bigger all the time. People complain that some of the information dates back to 2006, but that will soon change. Alpha has just started and has so much potential.

Alpha Jokes

Some funny things the people at Wolfram put in Alpha:

• What is the meaning to life? Response: 42 (For all the Hitchhiker's Guide fans)
• Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: To get to the other side
• Speed of an unladen swallow? (for all you Monty Python fans)
  

Things you can do on Alpha:

• Songs
  

REMEMBER: Alpha is not a search engine. I saw all these things about how Google is better than Alpha because it gave a result to find a website. But that is what google is for not Alpha! they are two completely different things!!

Alpha just came out!

www.wolframalpha.com
great especially for help with homework (lol)
i went to the opening at the woldram research building it was really cool. I talked to stephen wolfram for a while =) it was sweet.

OMG so funny- Things to do in an elevator when your bored

	1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) Meow occasionally. 6) Stare At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) Say -DING at each floor. 8) Say "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) Try make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) Drop a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) Swat at flies that don't exist. 22) Call out "Group hug" then enforce it